thebuttfairy: i want to see a reality show where they bring in a celebrity and that celebrity has to go through their tag on tumblr.
While sitting on Match.com judging every male between the ages of 18 and 24 in your area with your roommate, you tend to feel like a terrible person. Honest, but terrible. Also a little creeped out…
How to correctly pronounce ‘gif’ Alison, you are...
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.